The Shop
Official merchandise. Every item is currently sold out, pending one last round of client feedback.
The flagship tee
Front: I MAKE BAD IDEAS LOOK EXPENSIVE.
Back: PUPPET MASTER DESIGN CO. PROFESSIONAL DESIGN. AMATEUR DIRECTION.
Status: in revision (round 37).
The Puppet Master collection
| Slogan | Status |
|---|---|
| YOU PULL. I DESIGN. | Sold out |
| STRINGS ATTACHED. | Sold out |
| YOUR BRAND. YOUR RULES. OUR RESIGNATION. | Sold out |
| I BOW TO BAD IDEAS. | Sold out |
| MY OTHER JOB IS FIXING CANVA. | Sold out |
| ASK ME ABOUT MY REVISION LIMIT. | Sold out |
| MY CREATIVE DIRECTOR IS A CLIENT. | Sold out |
| I'M JUST HERE TO EXECUTE QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. | Sold out |
| I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. I MAKE THE BRAND GUIDELINES YOU IGNORE. | Sold out |
| ONE BRAND. SEVENTEEN OPINIONS. ZERO DIRECTION. | Approved yesterday. Completely different today. |
The studio basics
| Slogan | Status |
|---|---|
| MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER. | Back-ordered (bigger) |
| KERNING IS MY CARDIO. | Sold out |
| PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THE FILE. | Sold out |
| I HAVE NOTES. | Sold out |
| GOOD DESIGN IS NOT A DEMOCRACY. | Put to a vote |
| NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A DROP SHADOW. | Sold out |
| YOUR FEEDBACK NEEDS FEEDBACK. | Sold out |
| I SPEAK FLUENT CLIENT. | Sold out |
| I'M ON MY FINAL-FINAL DRAFT. | Not final |